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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

LOVE AND THE LAW OF ATTRACTION

 
 
The man pictured above is a 40 years old and lives with his mother in the projects.  Despite the obvious encumbrances, this Don Juan still thinks of himself as a winner.  He has placed handwritten personal ads in phone booths detailing his Mrs. Right.  The ad can be found here: http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/10/26/news/photos_stories/102510-MALIKTURNER-DM-3070135.jpg

At first, the list is laughable.  He has standards and criteria?  How dare he.  With displaced indignation, I thought: with his looks and address, he should take what he can get!  But then I reflected back on all this Law of Attraction talk.  So he wants a White/Hispanic, gorgeous, financially independent, big titty freak.  Good for him.  At least he knows what he wants, and who am I to have a negative judgment?  I hope he gets it.

Aside: Why do the ooogliest men/women have the highest standards?
Posted by Non Sequitur718 at 6:52 PM

4 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 3, 2010 at 4:40 PM

    lol , is he serious?? ... i guess u should always dream big , but he needs to b realistic , he looks like patrick from the spongebob square pants show and to top it off he wears a fanny pack ... its a wrap 4 him

    Matt Montana

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  2. Non Sequitur718November 7, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    @Matt: Stop hating. What do you and your girlfriend look like?

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  3. AnonymousNovember 17, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    @TWYLA ... WE LOOK LIKE MONEY

    MATT MONTANA

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  4. Non Sequitur718November 19, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    @Matt: Oh, yeah? Now is that money bad or good? You know when I think about my man, Boo, and I recollect all of the garbled thoughts and utterances I sent out to the universe prior to our meeting, he pretty much is the sum total of all of it.

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